Friday, November 30, 2007
Snoop Dogg "Sensual seduction"
Here is the new video from Snoop Dogg, this is damn crazy he must have smoked like 50lbs of sour before doing this video. Look at that damn outfit!
Kidz In The Hall
Looks like Kidz In The Hall got signed to Duck Down Records....thats a big one for them cause they just linked up with some New York Legends. Duck Down, home to Helta Skelta, Smif & Wessun (OGC), Boot Camp Click and more have produced some songs I consider to be New York staples...if you grew up in New York and liked hop hop you definitely know Duck Down Productions. Keep a look out for Kidz In The Hall's new album dropping sometime in 2008.
Thursday, November 29, 2007
New Words For Corporate Offices in 2008
Essential vocabulary additions for the workplace (and elsewhere)
1. BLAMESTORMING : Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
2. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
3. ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard
4. SALMON DAY : The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
5. CUBE FARM : An office filled with cubicles.
6. PRAIRIE DOGGING : When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
7. MOUSE POTATO : The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
8. SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What Yuppies get into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
9. STRESS PUPPY : A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
10. SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
11. XEROX SUBSIDY : Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
12. IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are Annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them.
13. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE : The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. Often feel like doing this to my computer------
14. ADMINISPHERE : The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
15. 404 : Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error Message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested site could not be located.
16. GENERICA : Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, and subdivisions.
17. OHNOSECOND : That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an email by mistake).
18. WOOF's : Well-Off Older Folks.
1. BLAMESTORMING : Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
2. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
3. ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard
4. SALMON DAY : The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
5. CUBE FARM : An office filled with cubicles.
6. PRAIRIE DOGGING : When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
7. MOUSE POTATO : The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
8. SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What Yuppies get into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
9. STRESS PUPPY : A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
10. SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
11. XEROX SUBSIDY : Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
12. IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are Annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them.
13. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE : The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. Often feel like doing this to my computer------
14. ADMINISPHERE : The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
15. 404 : Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error Message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested site could not be located.
16. GENERICA : Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, and subdivisions.
17. OHNOSECOND : That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an email by mistake).
18. WOOF's : Well-Off Older Folks.
Frank151 France x Jacques Ferrand Skateboards
Frank151's French Division joined forces with luxury leather goods maker Jacques Ferrand to design a collection of limited edition ostrich and crocodile skin skateboards. This is pimp, unusable but still pimp.
Fader 50th Issue!
I just acquired this issue and I was blown away, it's got
one of the best designed covers on the shelfs right now.
Get this before it's off the shelves, its a collectors item.
Photo courtesy of thefader.com's website
www.thefader.com
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
New Museum NYC
The New Museum located at 235 Bowery St. in NYC is a fantastic addition to the rundown buildings that surround the lower east side. The building feels alien like in that area, but is much needed. Finally a museum that you don't have to trek uptown to visit....and is steps away from the L.E.S. For more Information visit: www.newmuseum.org
It's Gold Bitches!
If you got enough money to make it rain at the strip club you might want to take a look at what these guys in Oregon have been doing to Apple Laptops and other goodies. I did a little research and found their website for all you gadget geeks.....They are called Computer Choppers, they chop this shit up better than a Benihana chef.
http://www.computer-choppers.com/
Damien Hurst Diamond Skull!!!!!
Now this is some shit you do when your bored ,have money and call yourself a modern artist. For some time I thought that Lil' Wayne had some ice but this makes him look like he went to the liquor store for his. Artist Damien Hirst has unveiled this diamond encrusted skull that he gave the name "For the Love of God". With a £50 million price tag he really made Sierra Leon work hard for this one, the skull is covered with 8,601 diamonds and a 52-carat pear-shaped stone is set into the forehead, surrounded by 14 diamonds.
Hirst says For The Love Of God is 'a celebration against death'. The work took 18 months to make and the diamonds, worth £12 million, were paid for by Hirst and the gallery. When you see something like this you want to say thats cool but at the very same time you think damn this world is demented.
Interesting Outfit
I was on my way back from Atlantic City, and I stopped at a diner when I caught a glimpse of this lady that looked like she either just got out of church or looked like a member of a white supremacist group...hahahaa this shit had me and the guys laughing our asses off.
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